Sunday, May 29, 2011

9 Reasons to Move to San Francisco

1) Pot is (basically) legal.
2) It's where gay culturally began....it's the home of the sexual revolution. That's pretty cool.
3) AVOCADOS
4) It never gets below 40 degrees. Goddammit, Maryland.
5) I have some family out there.
6) Seriously, it's so easy to get a medical marijuana card there.
7) San Francisco gay clubs. SO MUCH GAY
8) Cuz then I could be that gay chick who went to a women's liberal arts college and then moved to San Francisco. *Facepalm*
9) My doctor could actually PRESCRIBE me weed!!

Yep, I feel convinced. I'm going there after college. Win.